Don Schmeichel
CEO and Founder @ Check Point Software
Industry: Technology
- VP of Sales, Central US (Aug 2024 – Present)
- Regional Vice President of Sales, Central Enterprise (Dec 2021 – Aug 2024)
- District Sales Manager (Dec 2019 – Jan 2022)
- Vice President Sales - USA and Canada (Apr 2019 – Oct 2019)
- Vice President Sales - USA and Canada (Oct 2017 – Apr 2019)
- Senior Sales Director (Dec 2016 – Jan 2018)
- Senior Regional Sales Manager (Aug 2007 – Jan 2017)
- Network Support Specialist (Jan 1996 – Jan 1998)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: Don Schmeichel, CEO and Founder at Check Point Software, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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