Don Schmeichel

• VP of Sales, Central US (Aug 2024 – Present)
• Regional Vice President of Sales, Central Enterprise (Dec 2021 – Aug 2024)
• District Sales Manager (Dec 2019 – Jan 2022)
• Vice President Sales - USA and Canada (Apr 2019 – Oct 2019)
• Vice President Sales - USA and Canada (Oct 2017 – Apr 2019)
• Senior Sales Director (Dec 2016 – Jan 2018)
• Senior Regional Sales Manager (Aug 2007 – Jan 2017)
• Network Support Specialist (Jan 1996 – Jan 1998)

The Sarcastimatic™ Bio

The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Don Schmeichel, CEO and Founder at Check Point Software, once conducted a risk assessment using only a Magic 8 Ball. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'

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