Ewa Mastalerz
AVP – Accounting and Reporting @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They asked LinkedIn to ‘hide irrelevant experience.’ LinkedIn took that personally.
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You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Ewa Mastalerz, AVP – Accounting and Reporting at Zurich North America, a black belt in Slack diplomacy and master of replying with 👀 to avoid accountability. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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