Gary Johnson
Sr. Cloud Solutions Architect @ Microsoft
Industry: Technology
- Sr. Cloud Solutions Architect @ Microsoft
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The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Gary Johnson, Sr. Cloud Solutions Architect at Microsoft, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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