You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Geoff Patterson, CTO Custom Analytics at Henry Ford Health, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.
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