The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Gerard Hynes, Product Development - Digital Services Integration – Technology & Network CTO at AT&T, once conducted a risk assessment using only a Magic 8 Ball. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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