Haresh Kripalani

Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West @ Nutanix

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VP, Product Management ( – Present)

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Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Haresh Kripalani, Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West at Nutanix, invented a workflow where every step is just 'talk to Gary.' Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. They could turn a coffee break into a stakeholder engagement opportunity.

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