Haresh Kripalani

Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West @ Nutanix

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VP, Product Management ( – Present)

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You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Haresh Kripalani, Vice President, Head of Leasing & Sales - West at Nutanix, doesn't solve problems — they 'ideate actionable frameworks' around them. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They navigate ambiguity like a kayak made of acronyms.

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