Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Hetal Rana, Scientist, CTO Systems & Services Critical Reagents at Bristol Myers Squibb, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. They believe artificial intelligence peaked with Microsoft Bob.
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