The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Horst Merkle, Director Digital Chief Technology Office at Roche, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently navigating political minefields with a smile and a slide deck. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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