Ilisa Schwartz
VP, Head of Business Resilience ZNA @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They used to have jobs. Then they endorsed themselves for ‘Strategic Vanishing.’
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A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Ilisa Schwartz, VP, Head of Business Resilience ZNA at Zurich North America, their idea of team bonding is forcing everyone into a 'fun' icebreaker at 8 AM. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They show up, speak in frameworks, and leave a trail of action items no one understands.
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