Ivanov Alexander
CEE @ Philip Morris International
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- CEE (Nov 2015 – Present)
- Territory Executive (Nov 2012 – Nov 2015)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Ivanov Alexander, CEE at Philip Morris International, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently delegating like it’s a competitive sport. If innovation had a spokesperson who’s never built anything, it’d be them.

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