Jamie Dimon

Chief Executive Officer and President @ JPMorganChase

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Industry: Banking & Finance

Past companies:

Chairman of the Board @ JPMorgan Chase
Chief Executive Officer and President @ JPMorgan Chase
President and Chief Operating Officer @ JPMorgan Chase
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer @ Bank One

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This is the person who once faxed a motivational quote to the entire department: Jamie Dimon, Chief Executive Officer and President at JPMorganChase, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. They think the cloud is just a phase, like Napster.

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