You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Jamie Engstrom, Chief Information Officer & Senior Vice President, Caterpillar IT at Caterpillar Inc., thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently turning metrics into mysticism. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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