You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Jamie McConnell, Chief Accounting and Administrative Officer at Chipotle Mexican Grill, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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