The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Jed Larkin, Principal Solutions Architect & Field CTO APJ at Moderna, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.
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