Jeffrey Wallat

Chief Technology Officer @ Elastic

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Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: Jeffrey Wallat, Chief Technology Officer at Elastic, so innovative, they suggested digitizing paper memos with a camcorder. Currently delegating like it’s a competitive sport. They show up, speak in frameworks, and leave a trail of action items no one understands.

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