You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Jerh Collins, Vice President of Investor Relations at Moderna, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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