Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Jesi Pabley, Vice President, Managed Care at Zurich North America, a black belt in Slack diplomacy and master of replying with 👀 to avoid accountability. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.
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