Jessica Hamilton
Vice President of Strategy, Innovation, and Business Development @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
If you stare into their LinkedIn endorsements long enough, the past *might* stare back.
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Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: Jessica Hamilton, Vice President of Strategy, Innovation, and Business Development at Zurich North America, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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