Jim Swanson
EVP and Enterprise CIO @ Johnson & Johnson
Industry: Healthcare
- EVP and Enterprise CIO (Oct 2019 – Present)
- CIO and Head of Digital Transformation, Crop Science (Aug 2018 – Sep 2019)
- Chief Information Officer (Nov 2013 – Aug 2018)
- Vice President IT - Global Human Health (Aug 2008 – Oct 2013)
- Vice President IT - Merck Research Labs (Jul 2005 – Jul 2008)
- Chief Information Officer / Vice President IT - J&J Pharmaceutical R&D (Jan 1996 – Jan 2005)
- Program Manager (Jan 1988 – Jan 1996)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Jim Swanson, EVP and Enterprise CIO at Johnson & Johnson, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. They lead with confidence, charisma, and a PalmPilot that still beeps.

Top Shooters
💬 Comments
No comments yet. Be the first to roast politely.
🌀 More Executives to Roast or Praise!
⚠️ Disclaimer: BossOrToss is a satirical, community-driven platform. Profiles are based on public information and user submissions, and all content is presented for entertainment purposes only. No factual assertions should be inferred — just sarcasm, vibes, and a sprinkle of truth.
If you notice an incorrect image, a broken profile, or you’re listed and want to request a correction, feel free to email us. We’re happy to keep things accurate, fair, and funny — with your help.
