John Campa
Chief Executive Officer @ Oracle Protection Group
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- Penetration Tester | Consultant (Oct 2024 – Present)
- Chief Executive Officer (Aug 2024 – Present)
- Personal Protection Officer (Nov 2023 – Present)
- Personal Protection Officer | Consultant (Dec 2022 – Present)
- Private Investigator | Personal Protection Officer (Mar 2018 – Present)
- Personal Protection Officer | Secure Transport (Jan 2023 – Oct 2024)
- Personal Protection Officer | Project Manager (Sep 2021 – Mar 2022)
- Deputy Sheriff (Nov 2020 – Apr 2021)
- Police Officer (Aug 2020 – Oct 2020)
- Deputy Sheriff (May 2020 – Oct 2020)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
A disruptor in name only, but with the swagger of a keynote speaker at a failed crypto summit: John Campa, Chief Executive Officer at Oracle Protection Group, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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