John Hoffman
Vice President Risk Engineering @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their past was deemed non-compliant with LinkedIn’s brand. It was quietly erased.
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Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, John Hoffman, Vice President Risk Engineering at Zurich North America, invented a workflow where every step is just 'talk to Gary.' Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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