John Kirkwood
Vice President, Information Technology, Chief Information Security Officer @ Albertsons
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- Vice President, Information Technology, Chief Information Security Officer (Apr 2015 – Present)
- Chief Information and Cyber Security Strategist and Advisor (Oct 2011 – Present)
- Vice President, Global Chief Information Security Officer (Sep 2012 – Apr 2014)
- VIce President, CISO and Chief Security Strategist (Sep 2011 – Oct 2012)
- VIce President, Global Information Security Officer (Sep 2006 – Sep 2011)
- Vice President, Chief Information Security Officer (Mar 2004 – Sep 2006)
- Director, Information Technology and Operational Risk (Nov 2001 – Mar 2004)
- Director, Global Operations, Business Processes, Control and Security (Jan 1999 – Jul 2001)
- Manager, Information Security - The Americas (Nov 1997 – Jan 1999)
- Director, Network Access Strategies and Security (Nov 1994 – Nov 1997)
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The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': John Kirkwood, Vice President, Information Technology, Chief Information Security Officer at Albertsons, believes productivity peaks after installing more toolbars. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. They could turn a coffee break into a stakeholder engagement opportunity.

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