John Pettine
Vice President & System Chief Medical Officer, Clinical Efficiency @ Jefferson Health
Industry: Healthcare
They had past jobs — until they declined a recruiter message. Now it’s all gone.
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They once tried to reboot the server by yelling at it — and it worked: John Pettine, Vice President & System Chief Medical Officer, Clinical Efficiency at Jefferson Health, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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