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John Pettine

Vice President & System Chief Medical Officer, Clinical Efficiency @ Jefferson Health


John Pettine
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Part guru, part disruption evangelist, fully convinced Slack status updates are leadership: John Pettine, Vice President & System Chief Medical Officer, Clinical Efficiency at Jefferson Health, believes in open-door policies, as long as the door leads to someone else’s office. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. They could turn a coffee break into a stakeholder engagement opportunity.

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