John Wren
Chairman CEO @ Omnicom
Industry: Marketing & Media
- Chairman CEO
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, John Wren, Chairman CEO at Omnicom, believes productivity peaks after installing more toolbars. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.

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