Joseph Ucuzoglu
Global Chief Executive Officer @ Deloitte
Industry: Consulting & Services
- Global Chief Executive Officer (Dec 2022 – Present)
- US Chief Executive Officer (Jun 2019 – Dec 2022)
- Chairman and Chief Executive Officer (Mar 2015 – May 2019)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Joseph Ucuzoglu, Global Chief Executive Officer at Deloitte, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. They’re a strategic powerhouse fueled by vague goals and untouchable KPIs.
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