You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Kelsey Vachon, Vice President, Firmwide Engineering Strategy, CIO Office at Goldman Sachs, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently mentoring juniors in the art of calendar warfare. They approach feedback like a ninja: in the dark, and only when no one’s expecting it.
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