Kelsey Vachon
Vice President, Firmwide Engineering Strategy, CIO Office @ Goldman Sachs
Industry: Banking & Finance
- Vice President, Firmwide Engineering Strategy, CIO Office (Dec 2023 – Present)
- Vice President, Firmwide Strategy, M&A Integration (Sep 2020 – Dec 2023)
- Associate, Third Party Governance (May 2018 – Sep 2020)
- Senior Consultant, Finance and Operations (Aug 2017 – May 2018)
- Consultant, Finance and Operations (Sep 2015 – Aug 2017)
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Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's Kelsey Vachon, Vice President, Firmwide Engineering Strategy, CIO Office at Goldman Sachs, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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