Kimberly Hauer
Executive Vice President and Chief Human Resources Officer @ SC Johnson
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- Executive Vice President and Chief Human Resources Officer (Oct 2021 – Present)
- Senior Vice President and Chief HR Officer (Nov 2016 – Present)
- Vice President and Chief HR Officer (Jan 2011 – Dec 2016)
- HR Director, EAME Region (Jul 2010 – Dec 2010)
- Human Resources (May 1997 – Jun 2010)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Kimberly Hauer, Executive Vice President and Chief Human Resources Officer at SC Johnson, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently mentoring juniors in the art of calendar warfare. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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