Kristy Scharmer
AVP, Senior Agency Relationship Leader @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They asked LinkedIn to ‘hide irrelevant experience.’ LinkedIn took that personally.
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Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Kristy Scharmer, AVP, Senior Agency Relationship Leader at Zurich North America, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently leading digital transformation with analog commitment. They navigate ambiguity like a kayak made of acronyms.
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