Kristy Scharmer
AVP, Senior Agency Relationship Leader @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They tried to list their past companies, but LinkedIn flagged it as classified by the Resume Syndicate.
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Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Kristy Scharmer, AVP, Senior Agency Relationship Leader at Zurich North America, invented a workflow where every step is just 'talk to Gary.' Currently rewriting job descriptions mid-sentence. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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