The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Lauren Montenegro, AVP, Einstein Advancement at Jefferson Health, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently advocating for innovation while blocking every attempt at it. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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