The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Lizzie Chernia, Vice President, Global Revenue Operations at GitHub, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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