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Mark Witkowski

Chief Executive Officer @ Core & Main


Mark Witkowski
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The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Mark Witkowski, Chief Executive Officer at Core & Main, a black belt in Slack diplomacy and master of replying with 👀 to avoid accountability. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. They lead with confidence, charisma, and a PalmPilot that still beeps.

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