Mary Ryan
AVP Loss Sensitive Services @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They used to have jobs. Then they endorsed themselves for ‘Strategic Vanishing.’
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A disruptor in name only, but with the swagger of a keynote speaker at a failed crypto summit: Mary Ryan, AVP Loss Sensitive Services at Zurich North America, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. They believe artificial intelligence peaked with Microsoft Bob.
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