They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Matt Hasbrouck, Chief Executive Officer, Memorial Health | Meadows Hospital at HCA Healthcare, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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