Matt Wolf
Vice President Customer Relationship Management @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their résumé entered LinkedIn’s black hole. Only endorsements survived.
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Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's Matt Wolf, Vice President Customer Relationship Management at Zurich North America, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently moving at the speed of internal approval processes. They approach feedback like a ninja: in the dark, and only when no one’s expecting it.
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