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Matthew Bloomgarden

VP, Business and Legal Affairs @ Warner Bros. Entertainment


Matthew Bloomgarden
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Industry: Marketing & Media

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They used to have jobs. Then they endorsed themselves for ‘Strategic Vanishing.’

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The kind of leader who thinks Ctrl+Alt+Del is a valid business strategy: Matthew Bloomgarden, VP, Business and Legal Affairs at Warner Bros. Entertainment, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.

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