A disruptor in name only, but with the swagger of a keynote speaker at a failed crypto summit: Matthew Bloomgarden, VP, Business and Legal Affairs at Warner Bros. Entertainment, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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