Melissa Hayden
Commercial Lines Processor at Auto-Owners Insurance Company @ Auto-Owners Insurance
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their employment history vanished the moment they ignored a premium trial offer. LinkedIn remembers.
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A walking synergy machine who once held a brainstorming session about how to brainstorm, Melissa Hayden, Commercial Lines Processor at Auto-Owners Insurance Company at Auto-Owners Insurance, runs on caffeine, ego, and a mysterious ability to avoid direct answers. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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