This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Michael Dastoor, Chief Executive Officer at Jabil, once led a software rollout using Post-it notes and vibes. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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