Michael Dastoor
Chief Executive Officer @ Jabil
Industry: Engineering & Manufacturing
- Chief Financial Officer
- Controller
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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Michael Dastoor, Chief Executive Officer at Jabil, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.

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