Michael Dell
@ Dell Technologies
Industry: Technology
- @ Dell Technologies
- Co Founder @ Michael & Susan Dell Foundation
- Founder @ MSD Capital
- Founder @ MSD Partners, L.P.
- Chairman @ SecureWorks
- Board Member @ Pivotal, Inc.
- Chairman @ VMware
- Chairman Of The Board @ Dell Boomi
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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Michael Dell, null at Dell Technologies, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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