Michael Dell
@ Dell Technologies
Industry: Technology
- @ Dell Technologies
- Co Founder @ Michael & Susan Dell Foundation
- Founder @ MSD Capital
- Founder @ MSD Partners, L.P.
- Chairman @ SecureWorks
- Board Member @ Pivotal, Inc.
- Chairman @ VMware
- Chairman Of The Board @ Dell Boomi
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
A walking synergy machine who once held a brainstorming session about how to brainstorm, Michael Dell, null at Dell Technologies, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.
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