Michael Fassett
Segment VP of IT @ Precision Castparts
Industry: Travel & Transportation
If you stare into their LinkedIn endorsements long enough, the past *might* stare back.
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This is the person who once faxed a motivational quote to the entire department: Michael Fassett, Segment VP of IT at Precision Castparts, trained in corporate espionage via photocopier room gossip. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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