Muhammad Uzair
CIO Middle East Region @ PepsiCo
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- CIO Middle East Region (May 2019 – Present)
- CIO Pakistan (Oct 2016 – Apr 2019)
- Area SAP Lead South Asia (Apr 2014 – Sep 2016)
- Area IT Lead Global OneSAP Project - South Asia Area (Jul 2012 – Mar 2014)
- Regional Business Information Manager - Asia Pacific (Oct 2010 – Aug 2012)
- Senior Consultant - Global Business Services (Jan 2004 – Jan 2006)
- Manager ERP Implementation (Aug 1998 – Dec 2003)
- Manager, Client Services (Apr 1996 – Jul 1998)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Muhammad Uzair, CIO Middle East Region at PepsiCo, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently gamifying failure into a metrics win. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.

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