They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Owais Noman, Global Talent Acquisition at Microsoft, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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