Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Pat Murphy, VP at SRS Distribution Inc., spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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