You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Patrick Heese, Vice President, Business Development Relationship Leader at Zurich North America, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently advocating for innovation while blocking every attempt at it. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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