Patrick Murphy
VP, Business Development - Large Accounts @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They once tried to delete a job from 2006. Now they report directly to the LinkedIn Godfather.
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Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Patrick Murphy, VP, Business Development - Large Accounts at Zurich North America, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently leveraging cross-functional dysfunction as a growth strategy. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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