The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Patrick Pouyanne, Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer at TotalEnergies, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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