Phil Wlodarczyk
Assistant Vice President - Management Liability @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They asked LinkedIn to ‘hide irrelevant experience.’ LinkedIn took that personally.
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Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Phil Wlodarczyk, Assistant Vice President - Management Liability at Zurich North America, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.
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