Ralph Haupter
President, Microsoft EMEA @ Microsoft
Industry: Technology
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The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Ralph Haupter, President, Microsoft EMEA at Microsoft, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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