A walking synergy machine who once held a brainstorming session about how to brainstorm, Rukmini Sivaraman, Area Vice President at Nutanix, their idea of team bonding is forcing everyone into a 'fun' icebreaker at 8 AM. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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