Ryan Parietti
Vice President, U.S. Marketplace @ DoorDash
Industry: Technology
- Vice President, U.S. Marketplace (Feb 2023 – Present)
- Vice President, Restaurant & Merchant S&O (Apr 2022 – Feb 2023)
- Senior Director, Head of Merchant Strategy & Operations (Jul 2020 – Apr 2022)
- Consultant (Sep 2013 – May 2016)
- Sales and Trading (Jun 2012 – Aug 2012)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: Ryan Parietti, Vice President, U.S. Marketplace at DoorDash, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. They once gave a keynote entirely from a printed Excel spreadsheet.
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