Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Shaikh Shahriyar, CIO at Rochester Institute of Technology, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently moving at the speed of internal approval processes. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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